Thought of the Day: I've accomplished something because I put on sneakers for a walk. It's an accomplishment because, until now, I was (A) too pregnant to bother wearing sneakers or (B) too sore/tired to walk fast enough to necessitate sneakers. Go me.
Thought of the Week: Moms should be able to sprout an extra pair of hands to deal with mommy-hood and then discard them when they are no longer needed.
Thought of the Month (the amount of time I've been a mother): I birthed a 7 pound, 4 ounce baby and went through nearly 24 hours of labor with no drugs, why do I put up with ___________________? (Fill in the blank with: mean post office people, grumpy sales clerks, automatic doors that don't open automatically, or any situation where I don't stand up for myself)
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